Beliebers Unite

Man, I’ve been so busy the past couple days, it’s been pissin’ me off. So, I finally got a second to breathe today and hopped on the interweb. What do I see? Freakin Bieber. Not only did Ellen sell a lock of his hair on eBay for over $40,000… now people are paying money to have their pictures taken with a glass box that has Bieber’s hair in it. I repeat, PEOPLE ARE PAYING TO TAKE PICTURES WITH A PIECE OF JUSTIN BIEBER’S HAIR. Huge Belieber here after he won all those games for the Lakers. But this?! I had some real zingers to throw at Ellen, Bieber and America for this one… until I learned that all the proceeds go to the relief efforts for the Tsunami in Japan. Well, frick, good work tween America… pay up for those pictures.

Just imagine if this kid grew hair anywhere else…you’re looking at 6 figures on eBay.

-bp

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2 Responses to Beliebers Unite

  1. Macaroni says:

    BP, I think it’s a little too soon to be bashing Bieb’s on this. He just got his first hair cut ever. Do you remember your first hair cut? Of course you don’t, your mind naturally blocks out traumatic childhood moments like that. Your mom coming towards you with 15 inch shears, looking like she is ready to sever your head, are you kidding me!! Get this lady away from me. Bieber is just one boy BP, one lonely boy. Think about how tender you were at age 8… Now imagine being 8 and being a pop star that every girl age 9-14 wants to bang, that’s stressful, now throw in your first hair cut ever… P.H.C.S.D Post Hair Cut Stress Disorder. fear it.
    Additionally, I am a little disappointed that you didn’t point out that Ellen and His Bieberness have the exact same hair cut. Anyways, I support the cause, keep spending money on worthless pictures.

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