Somebody just took an autotune dump in my ear. Apparently, a giant ass and a pretty face is the perfect formula for a pop star in Hollywood. Kim Kardashian’s new song, “Jam (Turn It Up)” was released today and is nothing less than awful. I’m disappointed at myself for even taking time out of my day to 1.) listen to it, and 2.) blog a few words about it. This piece a crap song hits iTunes today with a portion of the proceeds from the sales of the song being donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Welp, if you’re gonna take a dump in someone’s ear, make it a charitable one. Thanks Kim.