Charlie Sheen live on TMZ wearing a SF Giants hat, with a cigarette hanging off his lip. He gave Brian Wilson a shoutout during the TMZ interview… “Fear the Beard!” Gee, the MLB’s craziest player is being associated with Hollywood’s craziest star. Shocker.
Charlie Sheen has done so many interviews lately, I can’t even keep track of them anymore. Right now, he’s live on TMZ in his backyard. I’ve never witnessed anything like it. I’ve never seen someones life completely unravel before my eyes. It’s depressing. Sad to admit this, but it used to be kinda cute and funny. “Oh, look at Charlie… Charlie being Charlie, caught with hookers and pornstars and drugs again!! Crazy Charlie! Guy’s an animal!” Now, it’s just sad. Very, very sad. I’ve got news for you Charlie, you’re not “WINNING” anymore. You’re losing at life, dude. There are about a zillion quotes that are quoteworthy from today’s interviews… here’s just one of them. “Yeah, I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen! It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body… I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around, I’ve been criticized. I’ve been this ‘Aww, shucks’ guy with this bitchin’ rock-star life, and I’m finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.” Sounds like a dude with nothing to lose…except his life.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Charlie Sheen’s career, it’s this: we got to know him on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and he left us with Two and a Half Men… and he did not act in either one of them.