Oh Cromartie… you just make it too easy to take a shot at you, man. You keep lobbin’ em up.. we have to! Jets fans with read this and be furious, I’m sure… but as a Chargers fan, we crack a small smile and shake our collective heads. You know the story, at last count, well… at last public count, Cro has 9 kids, from 8 women in 6 states. Those are jaw dropping numbers to Wilt Chamberlain. Welp, you knew it was bound to happen, but according to this NY Post article, one of AlCroTraz’s baby mama’s is writing a book. She is ex-fiancée Rhonda Patterson, the mother of his 6th child. Doesn’t sound like she’s the sharpest tool in the shed either… as she doesn’t blame Cromartie for leaving her and fathering all those kids. Heh? I guess we’ll find out more once this book starts flying off the shelves at your local Salvation Army. Craziest thing? Cromartie might not even be mad… because she depicts him a “champ in bed.”
After that playoff loss to the Jets last season, I don’t know many Chargers fans that wish Cromartie was still on the team, in fact, most of us cheer at the TV when he gets exposed or burned for a TD. He left a very, very bitter taste in the mouths of Bolts fans, and you won’t find us cheering for him like we cheer for LaDainian. But, man, I know this happened only a few years ago, but doesn’t the Cromartie in the picture below feel like a lifetime ago?