Let Me Talk To The Horse…

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Uncle Teddy is back! The Padres are okay? We are fired up for the World Cup! Has Landon Donovan lost his mind? Who cares about Phil’s rolling putt? Remember how mad you were when you didn’t get one of our exclusive 1 of 36 ProtoFriar 1985 Padres hats? Well you’re in luck! The greatest giveaway in the history of the Zero Chance Pod is live!

Tommy Lasorda is 90 years old and threatening horses.

And what is baseball’s version of an own goal? The walk-off-walk, or the Jose Canseco head home run? Let’s get into it!

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This A Garage Sale?

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Rick and Brady are back at Thunderhawk Alements to recap the week that was. We get into everything. Was Punch Bowl Social a success? GET THE BEHIND THE SCENES STORY OF THE NEW PROTOFRIAR HATS THAT ARE AN INTERNET SENSATION.

 

What year will the Padres win the World Series? Ovi vs. Lebron… who cares. Would you hug your best friend after striking him out? The USA is out, who’s your World Cup team? Who would you rather see in a Padres uni again… Adrian Gonzalez or Jake Peavy? How sad is it that a baseball catching, beer chugging, girl is still headline news? Let’s get into it.

P.S. please don’t die on a Bird scooter, thanks.

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Punch Bowl Social with Darren Smith & Jordan Carruth

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The battle between the Zero Chance Podcast and the Unnamed Soccer Podcast has begun! An absolutely amazing week from the brand new Punch Bowl Social in downtown San Diego. We’re joined by Darren Smith and Jordan Carruth from The Mighty 1090. We stuff our faces with amazing food and delicious craft cocktails. We get to the bottom of “Martha, what’s goin’ on?” and “Some guy named Jordan, I don’t know.” We talk San Diego sports and if casual soccer fans care about the World Cup without the USA playing. Lastly, we get to the real story behind how @DSmithShow murdered @DanSileoShow with a single tweet.

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So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance?

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Brady and Rick dig into everything* that’s hot in the sports world. What does Phil Hughes to the Padres mean? Serena’s back? What’s F1? No clue. Can you name a single player other than Cristiano Ronaldo that played in Champions League final? We also process the heart breaking news that Uncle Teddy has cancer. We close out with some parenting chat when it comes to watching Star Wars, and some Solo talk with no spoilers. No judging!

*only some things

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“Your wife calls your snake Skittles?” w/ Tabitha Lipkin

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Big week for the Zero Chance Podcast! The Padres are headed to the World Series, and Tabitha Lipkin is our guest! We get into all the goods with the lady who wears many hats: Fox 5 features, sports, and weather make her the greatest utility player in the history of San Diego news. Take a seat, Ron Burgundy*. Not to mention dive master, Miss Scuba International, Body Glove model, all around good gal, and lover of Thunderhawk Alements. That only scratches the surface. Let’s go!

*hilarious topical allusion.

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Blink 182 Ways To Lose A No-Hitter

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After a week off, Brady & Rick return, and they don’t have any notes, so buckle up for a bumpy ride! They talk no-hitters (and who really jinxed the latest attempt), bobbleheads, the real awkwardness of blink-182 songs being played at Petco Park, a New York state of mind, stories about Dick, the awfulness of split jerseys and much, much, more!

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Conga Line Around the Bases!

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This week we dive into a behind the scenes look at Fox Sports San Diego filming an entire episode of Zero Chance Podcast. Listen to two baseball card guys try to explain the comic book movie world of Avengers. The Greatest Showman is great! We talk Padres losing to Collective Soul, the Franch Revolution, the Mitchell experiment, and is Christian Villanueva the best third baseman in all of baseball? We answer the world’s most pressing questions… Is it okay to start the wave? Is it okay to boo Adrian Gonzalez? Is it okay to still love Philip Rivers? The definitive answers await… Let’s go!

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“What Kind of Freak Prefers One Eyelash?” w/ Lisa Lane!

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Pop the egg, bro! Pop the egg! Rick is back! And we are back at our home base, Thunderhawk Alements. Big episode this week! Lisa Lane and the Fox Sports San Diego crew of Padres POV joined us to film an episode that will air on FSSD this week. We shared a lot of laughs with Lisa hearing about her journey. We stuffed our faces with Sushi Lounge on Market St. who was gracious enough to cater the festivities. We talk food, Padres, movies, and what a bunch of cowards the University of Toledo are for not changing their mascot to Shrek. Come for the laughs, stay for weirdest eyelash ‘would you rather’ in history.

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Zero Faith Kept

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Unite us. Unite the clans. The Zero Chance Pod & The Kept Faith join forces to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Cali Comfort BBQ in Spring Valley. Zero Kept Faith? The Kept Chance? Although Rick was MIA this week, Brady and Dallas McLaughlin host a plethora of guests from The Mighty 1090 including Ben Higgins, Craig Elsten, Paul Reindl, & John Browner. Travis and Nick (and Liz!) from TKF also join us, as well Shawn Walchef, the owner of Cali Comfort. The big question is did Dave & Jeff big league Dallas & Brady? You decide.

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Monsters In The Closet!!!

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An early podcast! Did 97.3 The Machine really rebrand themselves as “97.3 The Fan”? The whole week is thrown off because Brady is headed to Vegas and Rick is headed to Coachella. We talk Padres, and the downfall of AJ Ellis coupled with the triumphant return of Brad Hand! Rick’s “boy” did things at The Masters, and Brady gets a shot at choosing his very own outro song. Overlooked nugget: how Brady used Babe Ruth to get his son to peacefully fall asleep. All in a week’s work at The Zero Chance Pod. Let’s go.

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