Dumb and Dumber To

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It’s happening, kids. With the Dumb & Dumber banner sitting atop the site since it’s inception… obviously everybody knows I’m thrilled about this.  The Farrelly Bros are on board. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are on board. I’m so excited at the possibilities, I can barely contain my emotions. At the same time, sequels are a dangerous game, and I’m scared to death they’re going to go the way of Caddyshack II, instead of Godfather II.

Hopefully this bad boy produces another 20 years of quotable moments… and another ridiculous outfit that my poor wife will have to humor me wearing at events that call for ‘formal attire’.

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She’s a good sport.

-bp

[lobbed by 4skin]

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The Official “Anchorman 2″ Trailer is Out…

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Wasn’t thoroughly impressed by this trailer… but it’s Ron Burgundy…it’ll be good.

-bp

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Carlos Quentin Carrying Everth Cabrera in a BabyBjörn? Sure, Why Not?

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I don’t understand it, and I don’t need to… I love it.

-bp

[via @SanDiegoJosh via @RallyPlantain]

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Did “First Take” Just Hit a New Low? Just Terrible.

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It’s not like there aren’t actual, valid topics to discuss, you assclowns.

-bp

[h/t @bustedcoverage]

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THE PADRES BANANA SALUTE!

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That. That’s Everth Cabrera in the dugout last night saluting Cashner while eating a banana… right after Cashner dropped down a game-winning squeeze bunt. The banana salute! Huge shit banana-eating grin on his face. I love it.

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An extra inning win over the Giants making it seven straight? This is how things become a thing. Read that again. The banana salute… this needs to be a thing. We need a rally? Bring out the banana.

There’s always money in the banana stand…

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There’s always a rally in the banana salute…

-bp

[screengrabs via twitter here, here, here]

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VENABLE! CASHNER! SEVENTH STRAIGHT WIN!

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That was the bottom of the 12th inning. Venable’s amazing grab robbed Juan Perez of driving in the winning run for San Francisco. Here’s the video with calls from both Enberg and Uncle Teddy.

In comes Cashner, who is today’s starting pitcher, to drop down a beauty of a squeeze bunt to take the lead.

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This team is getting fun to watch. Really fun. Seven freaking straight! One game out of first in the NL West!

-bp

[GIFs via sb nation]

 

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“Team LobShots” Dominated at “Shoot to Cure HD”

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The Goff Family was incredible enough to sponsor and put together this fine group folks to shoot free-throws for charity on Saturday. Although we should have been called, “Team Goff”, Mike insisted on calling us “Team Lobshots”, so we had no choice but to represent.

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Left to right: Gibbs, Brooke, Bryan, me, Randy, Caster, Mike and Jessica, Body. 

Gorgeous group of people if I do say so myself. It was a speed free-throw shooting contest and without getting into all the details, we finished third out of approximately 50 teams. (I think? I actually have no clue how many teams their were… could’ve been over 60). In finishing third, we absolutely crushed all Chargers players that were there, notably Manti Te’o, Corey Liuget, and Le’Ron McClain.

Nice to say that we, led by former Chargers’ great Mike Goff, were able to dominate a bunch of current Chargers in a sporting event… even if it was a speed free-throw shooting contest. We also crushed Judson and the boys from XTRA Sports 1360, which I took personal pride in. The winner? Recently resigned Chargers doctor, Dr. David Chao, put together a team… and they won. He didn’t shoot himself, but his team shot well.

Although they took home first place, we took home (I think) the honor of having the single best round in the entire tournament because we hit 93 free throws in 3 minutes. That’s more than one free-throw every other second, folks. Personally? I was fueled by pancakes.

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Kidding and gloating aside… this was a special event. If you don’t know what Huntington’s Disease is… or why Charger PR Director Bill Johnston puts on the event… watch this video that Annie Heilbrunn put together. Warning: You’ll cry.

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Thank you Bill for being a stand-up person and setting an example for all of us on what it means to be a man. God bless you and the cause you’re fighting for, Bill.

Thanks again to Mike and Jessica Goff for letting my wife and me, and our friends, be a part of this event. It was incredible.

-bp

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Tim Duncan Just Put Rogaine Out of Business…

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Manu’s bald spot… *poof* gone. Tim Duncan’s magic knows no bounds!!!

-bp

(Got ‘Em Coach killin’ it with that GIF.)

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The Padres Love the Broom…

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A Father’s Padres Day to remember. A 6-0 home stand. Back to back sweeps over the 1st place Braves, and the 1st place DBacks. 2 games back from 1st in NL West. Over .500 for the first time since 2011. The list goes on and on. Don’t look now, but Padres are becoming somebody. They’re sweeping their way into the national spotlight.

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-bp

[friar via @jeremy_nash & sweep board via @PunkRockPaint]

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Jay-Z’s “Magna Carta Holy Grail”

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Timbaland, Swizz Beatz, Jay-Z, Pharrell Williams, and OG Rick Rubin.

If that photo isn’t a real life One of These Things is Not Like the Other… I don’t know what is. I love it. If I had Scrooge McDuck money, I’d have given a million dollars just to be in the room with these guys for this. In addition to Jay-Z, I’m obsessed with Timbaland and Pharrell. Watch:

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This hit the web during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night. I liked how Michael Katz over at FTW! put it, “It’s kinda amazing how much this dominated the Second-Screen Internet Conversation during the most important basketball game of the season to date. Sorry, Danny Green. Jay-Z is the NBA Finals MVP.

Oh, that Go Home! sweatshirt Jay-Z is rockin’? As @Jose3030 points out, you can get yours here for a cool $170.

With all the Kanye Yeezus buzz on the interwebs last week, anyone else get the feeling Jay-Z is everything Kanye wishes he could be? Feels like Jay is always one step ahead of him… and a few steps better than him, no?

A non-musical case in point? Beyonce > Kim Kardashian.

-bp

[pic via @jose3030]

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