Son of a B**ch, Gimme a Drink!!

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We’ve got it all this week. Can you wear Oakley blades and also be cool? Can you love Trevor Hoffman and not show up for his statue unveiling? Do you know Wheel Myers? We introduce a new segment: GOAT OF THE WEEK! Oh and if you’re a Harry Potter fan, you’re in for a blasphemes ride. Let’s go!

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Hammerheads and Dingers

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We’re back at Thunderhawk with a full recap of the worst BREAKING NEWS in the history of San Diego sports “media”. Let’s check in to see how we did with our list of podcast goals. Spoiler alert, we were terrible.

Brady went to Mister A’s for his anniversary dinner, and Rick is totally consumed by Tim Tebow’s birthday. San Diego embraces Ice Cube’s hatred for former SD teams in LA, and Wil Myers is now officially the greatest 3rd baseman to ever play for the San Diego Padres. Did we really enter into the F*Bomb zone? Let’s get into it.

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Say When

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We are your one stop shop podcast for getting non-moving violations, officiating weddings, and breaking down bad iTunes reviews. We get into a ton of wild tweets, and just when you thought Brady couldn’t dislike Boltman more than he already did… wowzers. Buckle up for this rant. K Law blocked you on Twitter? That’s cute. We both discuss why we suck as a podcast, and give ourselves a lofty to-do list. And what is the true monetary value of a clubhouse extra? Are they worth more than Phil Hughes? Let’s find out. Oh, and shout out to AJ Casablanca! Plus we break some news!! For realzzzzz!!!!

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Don’t Be Boltman

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Brady is back! It’s been a couple weeks and the guys have a tonnnnnn to cover. The Padres have been very busy, from trading Brad Hand, to the Fernando Tatis injury, to pissing off the Cubs (assumed), to bringing back the brown, we try and cover it all. Plus we talk Comic-Con, Color Me Badd pushing fights, where Brady has been for the past few weeks and how did Sparky Anderson and Wilford Brimley age so terribly? Oh yeah, Brady absolutely goes off on Boltman.

Service animals only on the mezzanine!!

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We Don’t Say the “C” Word On This Podcast

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Brady is out of town this week, so Rick recruited special guest co-host, and old friend of the pod, Tabitha Lipkin of Fox 5 San Diego! They talk Padres, World Cup, weather reports, fascinator hats, eating wieners on the 4th of July and more. Plus the amazing Cesar Torres joins in on the conversation! Cheers!

A special thanks to Fall Brewing for being super rad and hosting us this week! Make sure to go pay them a visit….and then go to the Friendly and get a burger.

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America! Lebron! Liddell! Padres!

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEK! LEBRON TO THE LAKERS! LA DOESN’T WANT THE CHARGERS. THE WORLD CUP IS AMAZING! THE PADRES ARE NOT GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR. #FREEBRADY > #FREERICK TRUTHERS. CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER STORIES! LOUD NOISES! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

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Slobshots! King of the Haters!

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We’re back at Thunderhawk Alements with a live audience! We talk World Cup, and how missing the next round based on yellow cards is garbage. We talk Landon Donovan, who MIGHT/MAYBE/POSSIBILITY/PROBABLY WON’T join us on a podcast coming soon. Hear the tale of Brady’s week involving copious amounts of blood that sent kids screaming in fear and running to their parents. Session Fly Fishing reels absolutely crushed their Kickstarter goal, you only have a week left to get yours before the campaign closes! How many San Diego sports podcasts have more average listeners than Dan Sileo? How to his numbers compare to Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw? Also, who really bought all of those followers for Lil Silz? Was it really him? Is he really that dumb? Well, if his Media Cop Killer burner account is any indication… yes. We get into it. Are the rumors true? Is Kevin Klein about to pop up on another Entercom station? Gross. Stay tuned til the end to hear about Rick’s amazing weekend!

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Let Me Talk To The Horse…

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Uncle Teddy is back! The Padres are okay? We are fired up for the World Cup! Has Landon Donovan lost his mind? Who cares about Phil’s rolling putt? Remember how mad you were when you didn’t get one of our exclusive 1 of 36 ProtoFriar 1985 Padres hats? Well you’re in luck! The greatest giveaway in the history of the Zero Chance Pod is live!

Tommy Lasorda is 90 years old and threatening horses.

And what is baseball’s version of an own goal? The walk-off-walk, or the Jose Canseco head home run? Let’s get into it!

P.S. Bird scooter will send you a free helmet! Shipping is only $1.99. Safety first, fellow dorks!

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This A Garage Sale?

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Rick and Brady are back at Thunderhawk Alements to recap the week that was. We get into everything. Was Punch Bowl Social a success? GET THE BEHIND THE SCENES STORY OF THE NEW PROTOFRIAR HATS THAT ARE AN INTERNET SENSATION.

 

What year will the Padres win the World Series? Ovi vs. Lebron… who cares. Would you hug your best friend after striking him out? The USA is out, who’s your World Cup team? Who would you rather see in a Padres uni again… Adrian Gonzalez or Jake Peavy? How sad is it that a baseball catching, beer chugging, girl is still headline news? Let’s get into it.

P.S. please don’t die on a Bird scooter, thanks.

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Punch Bowl Social with Darren Smith & Jordan Carruth

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The battle between the Zero Chance Podcast and the Unnamed Soccer Podcast has begun! An absolutely amazing week from the brand new Punch Bowl Social in downtown San Diego. We’re joined by Darren Smith and Jordan Carruth from The Mighty 1090. We stuff our faces with amazing food and delicious craft cocktails. We get to the bottom of “Martha, what’s goin’ on?” and “Some guy named Jordan, I don’t know.” We talk San Diego sports and if casual soccer fans care about the World Cup without the USA playing. Lastly, we get to the real story behind how @DSmithShow murdered @DanSileoShow with a single tweet.

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